• 5th May
    2013
  • 05
  • 30th April
    2013
  • 30
  • me: time for bed
  • stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
  • brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
  • muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
  • skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
  • ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
  • eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
  • mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
  • body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
  • me: ok
  • 21st April
    2013
  • 21
  • 10th April
    2013
  • 10
  • 10th April
    2013
  • 10
  • 9th April
    2013
  • 09
  • 9th April
    2013
  • 09
  • 5th April
    2013
  • 05

Useless facts

1- a ducks quack doesn’t echo and no one knows why.
2- you burn more calories sleeping than watching television.
3- mosquitos smell with their feet.
4- only one third of the people that can twitch their ears can do it one at a time.
5- a pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
6- evwrytime you sneeze, a brain cell dies.
7- the first couple to ever be shown in bed together on television was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
8- it’s impossible to leas a cow upstairs, but not downstairs.
9- when possums are “playing possum”, they aren’t actually playing. They literally pass out from sheer terror.
10- barbies full name is Barbara millicent Roberts.
11- in an average lifespan, the human heart circulates 55 gallons of blood.
12- the right lung takes in more air than the left.
13- the average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
14- it’s impossible to lick your elbow… And 75% of people who read this try to anyway.
15- an octopus’ testicles are located in its head.
16- on average, people are more scared of spiders than death.
17- apples are more efficient at waking you up than coffee.
18- it is illegal in the state of Kentucky to marry your wife’s grandmother.
19- Heinz ketchup leaves the bottle at twenty-five miles per year.

  • 21st March
    2013
  • 21
  • 19th March
    2013
  • 19
cumaeansibyl:

kisssinpink:

lloveuntilwebleed:

rareandradiantmaiden:

gaymermaids:

knifeplay:

girl-bear:

campaignofdistractions:

“The monetary cost for a rape victim to receive treatment at a hospital in the United States.”

EVERYONE
EVERYONE
EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THIS

what the actual FUCK

I wish I could even be shocked

Just gonna keep reblogging this

fuck

this is the biggest crock of fucking bullshit i’ve ever fucking seen FUCK

“but why didn’t you go to the hospital?”

cumaeansibyl:

kisssinpink:

lloveuntilwebleed:

rareandradiantmaiden:

gaymermaids:

knifeplay:

girl-bear:

campaignofdistractions:

The monetary cost for a rape victim to receive treatment at a hospital in the United States.

EVERYONE

EVERYONE

EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THIS

what the actual FUCK

I wish I could even be shocked

Just gonna keep reblogging this

fuck

this is the biggest crock of fucking bullshit i’ve ever fucking seen FUCK

“but why didn’t you go to the hospital?”

(via lost-soul-1989)