Oh look, a photoset! You know what that means?
Night mucker fothers.
It’s like I was waiting my whole life for this photo set.
Carrots are food for your eyes Eddie but can they dial a phone.
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Oh look, a photoset! You know what that means?
Night mucker fothers.
It’s like I was waiting my whole life for this photo set.
Carrots are food for your eyes Eddie but can they dial a phone.
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(Source: exclusionprinciple, via liesandslander-jackie)
(Source: b4wlz0utn1kk1)
1- a ducks quack doesn’t echo and no one knows why.
2- you burn more calories sleeping than watching television.
3- mosquitos smell with their feet.
4- only one third of the people that can twitch their ears can do it one at a time.
5- a pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
6- evwrytime you sneeze, a brain cell dies.
7- the first couple to ever be shown in bed together on television was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
8- it’s impossible to leas a cow upstairs, but not downstairs.
9- when possums are “playing possum”, they aren’t actually playing. They literally pass out from sheer terror.
10- barbies full name is Barbara millicent Roberts.
11- in an average lifespan, the human heart circulates 55 gallons of blood.
12- the right lung takes in more air than the left.
13- the average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
14- it’s impossible to lick your elbow… And 75% of people who read this try to anyway.
15- an octopus’ testicles are located in its head.
16- on average, people are more scared of spiders than death.
17- apples are more efficient at waking you up than coffee.
18- it is illegal in the state of Kentucky to marry your wife’s grandmother.
19- Heinz ketchup leaves the bottle at twenty-five miles per year.
“The monetary cost for a rape victim to receive treatment at a hospital in the United States.”
EVERYONE
EVERYONE
EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THIS
what the actual FUCK
I wish I could even be shocked
Just gonna keep reblogging this
fuck
this is the biggest crock of fucking bullshit i’ve ever fucking seen FUCK
“but why didn’t you go to the hospital?”
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